MORNING HANDIKAP
Why does Natasha Kaplinsky look even better since she got married? Isn't it supposed to work in reverse?
She is foxy in a posh pouting way, whilst still maintaining a girl next door image. And she's clearly filthy. AND this is all achieved after a week of hauling her pert little ass out of bed at 4 in the morning.
I look like shit in the mornings. I look like shit when I have a hangover but a different shade of shit to how I look in the morning. Unsightly blue-purple bags under the eyes that seem to worsen after a decent night's kip, complimenting a pallid complexion.
On the bright side, by tea time I am one sexy mother fucker.
Why does Natasha Kaplinsky look even better since she got married? Isn't it supposed to work in reverse?
She is foxy in a posh pouting way, whilst still maintaining a girl next door image. And she's clearly filthy. AND this is all achieved after a week of hauling her pert little ass out of bed at 4 in the morning.
I look like shit in the mornings. I look like shit when I have a hangover but a different shade of shit to how I look in the morning. Unsightly blue-purple bags under the eyes that seem to worsen after a decent night's kip, complimenting a pallid complexion.
On the bright side, by tea time I am one sexy mother fucker.
4 Comments:
I suppose everything is relative.
(With regards NK, makeup always helps)
More Horse Art please
Have always reviled Kaplinski. She is so far up her own arse, pert or otherwise, that it leaves no doubt as to the spoilt, vacant nature of her true self. Plus she pronounced sci-fi as "sky-fi" when I saw her one morning on tv - a newsreader that can't read should really be sacked.
death to kaplinski
Its an amazing story she posted about the . I heard about it at www.horseoutlet.com as well last week.
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